She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
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we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
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when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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