I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
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Walk of Shame today included voting.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
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I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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