that's an acceptable place to lick
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
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just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
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Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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