He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
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I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
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In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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