literally had 100 drinks last night.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
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She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
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He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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