A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
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I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
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Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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