thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
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she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
What drink are we having for lunch?
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I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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