I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
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Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
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at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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