saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
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He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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