Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
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don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
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is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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