It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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