After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
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my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
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Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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