i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
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Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
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Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I have already put on my inside pants.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
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