billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
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i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
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Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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