I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
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Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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