I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
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Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
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sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
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