I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
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i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
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He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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