Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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