i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
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My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
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We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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