she takes plan B like it's going out of style
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
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The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
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I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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