i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
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When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
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tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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