I heard we made out
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
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Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
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Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
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