the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
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He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
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She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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