I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
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the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
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IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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