You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
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Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
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Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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