Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
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There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
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She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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