U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
it was like eating out sand paper
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I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
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We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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