So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
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I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
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I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
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