The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I accidentally burped into my bong.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
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I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
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What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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