She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
she looked like the before picture.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
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Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
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And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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