You surviving the open bar?
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why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
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Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
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