remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
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im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
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I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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