Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
That reminds me...we need to get swords
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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