god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
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I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
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I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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