I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
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He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
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I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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