Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
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I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
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Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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