I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
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the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
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And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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