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if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
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The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
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I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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