just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
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He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
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It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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