In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
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well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
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I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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