Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
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I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
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I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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