The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
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I need you to use more vowels.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
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It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
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I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
not ubering you a puppy
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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