It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
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All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
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Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I did not marry a roomba.
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