I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
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He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
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Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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