I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
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You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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