I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
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the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
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Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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