just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
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there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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