I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
i dont even know how to be here
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
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This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
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I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
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