Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
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When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
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I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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