...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
cat food counts as protein by the way
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
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When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
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lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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